5 trends that need to stop in Nepal!

We are not idiots. We know what is cool and what is un-cool. Yeah we do and we follow trends following that (Remember the time we all started to buy MUSTANG jeep when you know who rode it). That is why we are Nepalese and we are so awesome (Yeah we really are and I am not joking! I don’t joke about these things!). But we, like every awesome country should have (like we can compare Nepal to any country) some un-cool things too. We do have trends that are so awesome that make foreigners weep blood from their eyes because they can’t handle the awesomeness from these trends and we shall always keep them. There is a thin line between cool and un-cool ones and here we are listing the un-cool ones (so we can warn you)….

1. Politics on front page

Overrating politics is as un-cool as some idiot saying politics is cool. This trend of front-page news of depressing information about the political scenario gives all Nepalese a huge headache after they clean out their bowels (or in plain words go to toilet). I mean someone who may have constipation will expect to lose his headache from the news but instead his constipation is constipated. Who wants to know about the static politics? We need role models in politics. Models will do fine for me but nonetheless we do need a change on this.

That is why I didn't need caption for this!

We need good news and please media take care of that. Give us something to root for like Rajesh Hamal. We love him. We want to make him our Prime Minister. We will not accept any bad news about him and yes it means not talking about his age. He is so cool. But getting back to the topic no politics on front-page, just give us sports. We will make do and since we are on Rajesh Hamal……

It already happened!

2. Comparing Rajesh Dai to Rajnikant! (Come on)

It's time buddy! It's time!

This is the worst trend to arise in our country. You can’t compare Rajesh Dai to what’s his name… Rajnikant. Rajesh Dai will kick Rajnikant forwards and backwards without even moving his leg. This is the reason why we love him and no Nepalese should ever follow this trend. It hurts guys. Seriously, why do we even talk about this stuff? Just these pics are proof why we shouldn’t do this.

I wish I was there in that photo!

Can Rajnikant do this? Like Ever!

3. Calling people from Terai Bhaiya! (Seriously stop this)

We are a diverse nation of many ethnicities and cultures. We should respect this fact and be a very good citizen but instead calling derogatory term to our fellow citizens is not acceptable. Why can’t we accept them and call them as “DAI”? Why say Bhaiya? It is not a good thing to do man! Every person from Terai is called Bhaiya most of the time ( it’s not fair when girls do it especially!).

They look pissed because you told them Bhaiya!

This has to stop and nobody will stop it for us. We have to stop it and stop it now. I do not like this and if you have something to say do support me by commenting and if you don’t want to support me, do not comment!

He is not even from Nepal.

4. Doing Banda’s and Strikes!

We understand the need to break stuff. We also understand the need to hoot for stuff but doing it on a regular basis is stupid. All right I do enjoy the occasional holiday but come on holiday for a month! What am I supposed to do? Play football all day? It’s very cruel to give us holidays and cut off our right to go to malls and movies. What holiday is that which cannot be enjoyed?

Again! Come on! Why do you want KFC so much?

And I haven’t even begun with the impact in the economy. We are already in lot of s**t (actually they sensor everything and funny thing if you remove the asterisks there it looks like saint) and we are aiming for a pile of more. Tourism and service industry are doomed by the strikes and not to mention were already doomed with lack of appropriate care. The only funny thing about strikes is well nothing.

All that commotion and just for standing in line! Pathetic!

5. Giving Miscalls! (Do not miscall and disturb.)

Well I might be (.0001 %) of a hypocrite here because I give the occasional miscalls to my buddies. Just to remind them of the wedgies I am about to give them (actually I receive them but that’s not the point). It is a stupid and a cheap trend and it needs to stop. Please call instead of doing miss-call. I understand the urge to irritate someone but there are other ways too like keeping a severed finger in their lunchbox. Yeah that’ll do the trick.

And the police were wondering why crime has increased...

It is hard to resist but once you do, you do-do. Here the expression is moot but nonetheless stop it guys and if you support these statements given by me do let me know by your comments.

And she is frustrated?

Disclaimer:

Same as that one in the article 5 ways roads screw you in Nepal!