Sponge Bob


How can you be square and yellow? How do you live underwater? How do you have a pet snail? Why doesn't Plankton wear any clothes? Why does Patrick live under a rock? Why is Squidward pissed off all the time? How do you make a crabby patty? Why does Mr. Crab have a whale daughter? Why are you cheerful all the time? Why do you even wear pants? Why does that squirrel live underwater? Where are your parents? Why is your teacher so mean?

Why does the pirate talk like that? Has he got piles? Is he on drugs? Does he drink too much alcohol and get wasted?  Is he really a pirate? Is he an actor on a pirate costume? IS he just a painting? What does he eat? Why doesn't he hear when the kids say 'Aye? Aye! Captain'?  Are his painted ears too weak to hear the voices of the kids? Again, is he on drugs or alcohol? Are we on drugs or alcohol? Are we sober when we watch your show? Why is there an underwater ocean?

What is your purpose in the world? Why can't you learn boating? Why do boats have wheels in your town? Why can't you have too many crabby patties? Why does it go on your hip? Does your hip really explode? What is it about making crabby patties that attracts you? Why are the customers so gullible? Why does Plankton engage himself on petty things? Can't he invent something useful? Why is he such a genius? Why does he have a wife that is a computer?

Why are the bubbles bubbling after every scene? Why is that snail so boring? Why is your bed weird? Why is Patrick so stupid? Why does Squidward play the clarinet? If he is so awesome, why does he work in a fast food restaurant? How much money does he get? How much money do YOU get? Why is Mr. Crab so cheap? Why does he love his mom so much?  Why do people like you so much? Why do you even exist?


Why do I ask so many questions? Sigh! I will never know. But I love my mom.

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