How can you be square and yellow? How do you live
underwater? How do you have a pet snail? Why doesn't Plankton wear any clothes?
Why does Patrick live under a rock? Why is Squidward pissed off all the time?
How do you make a crabby patty? Why does Mr. Crab have a whale daughter? Why are
you cheerful all the time? Why do you even wear pants? Why does that squirrel
live underwater? Where are your parents? Why is your teacher so mean?
Why does the pirate talk like that? Has he got piles? Is he
on drugs? Does he drink too much alcohol and get wasted? Is he really a pirate? Is he an actor on a pirate
costume? IS he just a painting? What does he eat? Why doesn't he hear when the
kids say 'Aye? Aye! Captain'? Are his
painted ears too weak to hear the voices of the kids? Again, is he on drugs or
alcohol? Are we on drugs or alcohol? Are we sober when we watch your show? Why
is there an underwater ocean?
What is your purpose in the world? Why can't you learn
boating? Why do boats have wheels in your town? Why can't you have too many
crabby patties? Why does it go on your hip? Does your hip really explode? What
is it about making crabby patties that attracts you? Why are the customers so
gullible? Why does Plankton engage himself on petty things? Can't he invent something
useful? Why is he such a genius? Why does he have a wife that is a computer?
Why are the bubbles bubbling after every scene? Why is that
snail so boring? Why is your bed weird? Why is Patrick so stupid? Why does
Squidward play the clarinet? If he is so awesome, why does he work in a fast
food restaurant? How much money does he get? How much money do YOU get? Why is Mr.
Crab so cheap? Why does he love his mom so much? Why do people like you so much? Why do you
even exist?
Why do I ask so many questions? Sigh! I will never know. But
I love my mom.
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